February 2012
A stick figure man with a giant phallus dubbed... →
abaldwin360:
marmoulak:
abaldwin360:
Humans migrate to the Americas, and the first thing they do is draw giant dicks.
We haven’t changed that much as a species. haha
LOL. Okay, first of all, it looks more like a horny gecko or a jolly velociraptor than a horny man. Secondly, is that a two-headed penis? Nice! Thirdly, this is more of a proof of the perversion and horniness of...
literarymercenary asked: Oh my god, Austin. I just...
bacon-beer-and-boobs:
DEER GOD
I may never be the same after seeing this O_O
Ummmm… . .does this mean that Brittany identifies as a piece of furniture?? I mean, she’s into that kind of thing… . O_o
Wouldn’t that be, like, decor-kin, though?
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Sleep?
APPARENTLY NOT.
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I really hate how drama-filled my supposed escape...
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My mom has always been pro-choice.
She chose to have me.
See how that works?
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
rrosie asked: hi there. i'd just like to congratulate you from reminding me that i should be writing an essay right now instead of wasting time of tumblr. it was your name that reminded me, as i am writing an essay about spenser's the faerie queene (i hope that's where you got "duessa" from otherwise i feel stupid!) so my degree is giving you the thumbs up.
Not everyone who uses a wheelchair is paraplegic, and you don’t have to be...
– — Disability 101: Not everyone who uses a wheelchair is paraplegic Quick & simple educational article about the variety in wheelchair users. I don’t use a wheelchair to get around my house and can walk up stairs (&because of various reasons, including the unpredictable future prognosis of...
The last GIF in your folder with words are your...
criminallyincompetent:
missingsun:
tamlane:
magicalsakura:
pearlsinthesun:
kanatass:
enjeruchan:
kaname-kun:
…………..i wonder
Seems legit.
So I got my new binder
insurrectionarygrapefruit:
misohead:
special-k-art:
taco-hime:
cheeeeeeen:
chicksdigthephoenix:
masamunewithtits:
megannicoline:
This is me in my usual bra, note the 34D/32DD boobs.
And here is the binder, almost completely flat.
This thing is awesome. It is remarkably comfortable, too. Feels a bit like wearing a sports bra. I got it from Love Boat, this one...
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